Thank you, Craigslist, from Mia.

The Supreme Court Clerk of my heart - m4w - 30
Reply to: pers-318677509@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-25, 3:39PM EDT

My words come to you by ‘Writ of Certiorari’ from my heart. I have an ‘Opinion’: You are without a doubt the most perfect girl on the Hill. I look forward to argument days just so I can see your smile and say hello as you pass me in the Courtroom hall. Some days you are in your Clerk uniform tails and some days you are not, but you always look stunning. When I see you across the way during arguments it is hard to concentrate on keeping the record.

Now that this session of Oral arguments is over I am bummed because I never really had the chance to talk with you. So here on Craigslist I am bringing an ‘Appeal’ to take you out to coffee sometime?

On ‘habeas review’, my heart is doing time and you have been found guilty.:0)

C.R.

This is obviously never going to happen. But we wish it would.

There is an article in Today’s New York Times about Honeybees and how they are dissapearing. I noticed this story this morning but didn’t bother to read it becasue I figured the answer was, or course, global warming.

Legendary Talking Heads frontman and world music mogul David Byrne has a different theory that is just batshit crazy enough to be true.

Families of deceased US servicewomen and men can now select a pentacle for their gravestones. What a privilege. It took some lawsuits, salutations to the God and Goddess and several sticky spells, but the Bush administration finally caved to their demands. Celebratory bonfires flared up in various suburban backyards. [WaPo]

Reason Magazine has a post about the 911 “Truth Advocates” who keep infiltrating Barak Obama campaign events. Read the post or don’t, but the discussion of crazy conspiracy theorists in the comments eventually lead to the posting of this video of Buzz Aldrin punching a guy in the face. I thought you should see it.

“You’re the one who said you walked on the moon and you didn’t.”

Boris Yeltsin, Russia’s first post-Soviet leader, died yesterday. In the early 1990s there was a brief moment during which the thugs than have run that country for the past 500 years were on vacation. Yeltsin was watching the shop during that time. He will be missed, but probably not so missed that anyone will investigate how exactly he died. [NYT, WP, BBC]

or, more aptly: Conor Oberst is a DOUCHEBAG.

Gettin his nails did helps Mr. Next-Bob-Dylan [ewwwww.] play his gee-tar!! That is, when he’s not staring into the mirror and crying like a little BABY. Once and for all, can we all affirm that Bright Eyes is a complete and total PATSY?

[from Stereogum]

oh, did I mention that I HATE Conor Oberst?

For those who don’t know, wo we think American Apparel jumped from porno image to porno reality with the Lamé Suspender Swimsuit.