And is it going to effect the price of the iphone? cause, you know, we need one.

Once you were out sweetheart. You were the girl whose music we hated but definitely wanted to see naked if we ever got the opportunity. Oh, how low your fall has brought you, Britney. Jesus God, please see Britney safely through rehabilitation.

It seems that yesterday evening, Rudy Guiliani overtook John McCain on the Intrade Political betting site, according to the Huffington Post, from whom we lifted this chart:

We’ll tell you, there’s nothing more sad than watching an old man have the dream he has persued single-mindedly for more than three decades crushed in a matter of weeks as a result of a series of politically motivated policy assertions on a powerfully disturbing problem that also happens to be priority number one for the public. I guess it sucks to miscalculate, huh John?

Britney, newly bald and tattooed, checked herself back into rehab today. You go girl.

Our Man Mitt has released the first campaign ad of 2008. What a visionary! It’s only 2007!

Somehow he manages to continuously astound us. President George Walker Bush found is surprised that two failed wars might give people pause before allowing him to embark on a third. Here’s a great moment from the press conference he held yesterday, though if you’re head has a tendency to explode, you may just want to forget about this whole thing and just watch the Britney-head-shave-tattoo video a couple posts back. Anyway:

Q What assurances can you give the American people that the intelligence this time will be accurate?

THE PRESIDENT: Ed, we know they’re there, we know they’re provided by the Quds force. We know the Quds force is a part of the Iranian government… What matters is, is that we’re responding. The idea that somehow we’re manufacturing the idea that the Iranians are providing IEDs is preposterous, Ed. My job is to protect our troops. And when we find devices that are in that country that are hurting our troops, we’re going to do something about it, pure and simple.

Well, the guy gets points for consistency anyway. Support the troops. Never forget.