1,500 plus inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines practicing a rendition of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” The poster of the video claims the massive choreographed dance is not a form of punishment, but truly, how could it be?

Heads up courtsey of Erie Meyer.

There’s little that we don’t love about Architecture in Helsinki. It should be no surprise to you, then, that we’re all over their latest EP, “Heart It Races.” The assembled Aussies bring their best calypso-inspired game to the table, the EP is just an appetizer for their upcoming third album, “Places Like This.” For now, though, we can listen to glorious remixes and covers by the likes of YACHT and Hey Willpower! Now, you can too…

Featured Song: “Heart It Races” by Architecture in Helsinki

Featured Song: “Heart It Races (Yacht’s I Should Coco Mix)” by Architecture in Helsinki

Featured Song: “Heart it Races (As Played By Hey Willpower!)” by Architecture in Helsinki

Featured Video: “Heart It Races” by Architecture in Helsinki

The world at large thinks of three things when it comes to music from Houston, Texas: Destiny’s Child, Lyle Lovett and ZZ Top. Well, okay. Maybe just Destiny’s Child.

But you, dear reader, being the well-informed renaissance person that you are, know better, don’t you? You already know about The Mathletes, and now you’re about to learn about The Dimes.

Hailing from West Houston, the land of grossely similar home developments, spawls of franchises and the densest collection of SUVs per capita, The Dimes is the union of then-high school friends Carlos Sanchez (vocals/guitar), Cley Miller (guitar), Iram Guerrero (drums) and Jose Sanchez (bass), who came to together in 2004. Together, they’ve managed to create a sound not unlike The Pixies, who they’re routinely compared to. Harnessing one of the strongest rhythm sections in Houston, their sound is raw but completely focused. Maybe that’s why they’ve already opened for the likes of 120 Days, Ratatat and Tapes ‘N’ Tapes (who sported one of the nifty Dimes shirts at Coachella.)

The band officially released their “Animal” EP last year, and are in the studio working on a full-length. They do a show here and there, two of which are the weekend of the 19th in Houston, I’m told. If you can’t catch them live just yet, distract yourself with their first video for the “Delilah” single:

Yes, The Dimes are poised to take over the world before they can even legally drink. We submit to their awesomeness.

Featured Song - “Teenage Sex,” by The Dimes
Featured Song - “Delilah,” by The Dimes

(EDITOR’S NOTE: If you ever catch them live and they take requests, scream out “Psycho Killer.” Actually, do it even if they don’t take requests.)

Please watch this. Please.

Aside from being my favorite single of a FANTASTIC PEE-PANTS-AMAZING ALBUM, this exemplifies most of my wildest dreams: rainbow-clad dancers, snappy warehouse choreography, but most notably blue sequin one-piece.

Yes, PLEASE!!

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