White House Totally Sweating Our Friend’s Mom
Friday, January 12th, 2007The next time Ben Dwertman wants to visit his mom over the holidays, he may have to head to Guantanamo Bay instead of sunny Cincinnati. It seems the noted satirist of McSweeney’s fame isn’t the only member of his family on FBI surveillance lists.
The following email was sent to the White House Wednesday night by Ben’s civic minded mother Pam:
Subject: I watch every time
Dear Mr. President,
Couldn’t you have said something new…just this once? It is admirable to hold up your head, admit you made a mistake and move on as you move out of Iraq.
Pam Dwertman
Innocent enough, right? Read the White House’s sinister response, after the jump.
