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Dept. of Wingnuttery:
Michael Savage goes batshit crazy

Monday, November 5th, 2007

We may be a couple of days late, but this is too insane to not at least mention

Savage: What a dreamboat.There’s very little that we can say about Michael Savage without either erupting in obscene laughter or anger. This guy is as vile as the wingnuts come. Malkin is a pussycat compared to this guy. Case in point: Savage’s October 29 broadcast. Media Matters has the audio and transcript, and it’s a keeper. Let’s read together, now:

“Yee-haw! This is the America — this is the America that those Islamic-fascist, robe-wearing, throwback bums have never seen! Let’s get it on! Let’s bring it on! Bomb Iran, bring our boys home now! Bomb Iran, bring our boys home now! Bomb Iran, bring our boys home now! Let’s get it on! Bomb Iran, bring our boys home now! Wipe Hezbollah out of America! Cut the tentacles of Iran off! Cut the tentacles of that octopus off now! Get every hunter in America armed to the teeth! Throwback bastards! I’m so sick of them! I’m so sick of the brainwashing about Islam and Muslims and the Koran! Shove it! Shove it all! I’m sick of it!”

Mind you, “Everybody’s Dixie” is playing in the backround while Savage goes off the deep end. That and both mentions of Iran’s “tentacles” had us do a double take. It caught us off guard; sorry. Continue:

Page after page after page, and we’re supposed to sit here and listen to this rubbish about a religion of peace, and every day Bush brings in thousands of more of these throwbacks — throwbacks wearing medieval costumes, walking around, spitting on the ground every time they see a Christian, or a Jew, or a so-called infidel. These throwbacks think they’re better than you underneath it all, and 90 percent of them are on welfare. Ninety percent of them come in here, and all they do is breed more bombers. More bombers, and more bombers! And you’re telling me this is a sane country?

Not when Michael Savage is in it, folks.

Sources:
Savage: “Let’s get it on! Let’s bring it on! Bomb Iran, bring our boys home now!” Media Matters
Michael Savage SPEAKS TRUTH TO POWER! The Populist Blog

Dept. of Whores that Aren’t
Palfrey Knows Trash When She Sees It

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

1009061inside2.jpgDC Madam, oh no, sorry, accused DC madam Jeane Palfrey has paid homage to our favorite blog Wonkette, the one that pays the bills around here. Big Head DC has the scoop:

“I would never speak to a disreputable tabloid like Wonkette,” she told Big Head DC yesterday. “They purposely humiliate and abuse people and skew stories all for the sake of cheap thrills.”

Woot!

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