O’Reilly and the Falafel: A Modern Romeo and Juliet
Wednesday, November 29th, 2006
We here at Culture Warrior have a special, dark place for in our hearts, right next to the clogged aorta. Without Bill, God knows what we would have named this blog. Something really lame like Tubulosity or something. (Editor’s Note: I kid, Greg. I kid.)
But O’Reilly is a relevant person in modern day America. Some would say it’s for his witty retorts (“Shut up!”) and his classy beside manner (“Cut off his mike.”) We at Culture Warrior would like to think that he is as important as he is not because of Rupert Murdoch, but because of the middle eastern delicacy that is the falafel.
This is why we’re waiting with baited breath to see “Mackris v. O’Reilly,” the operatic interpretation of the pundit’s sexual embarrassment case.
