No words. Just watch.
Via Stereogum:
“He’s in a wide stance with his Hammer pants down.”
Honestly, give the Daily Show a fucking Grammy.
In an effort to shut down the gay rumors, Larry Craig’s children have come out blasting the press for reporting the news about their dad trolling public restrooms. The Republican senator from Idaho apparently sat down with his kids to talk about the birds and the bees, specifically that he doesn’t like other boys’ stingers. Being the good kids that they are, they stand by their dad:
“We’ve known him our whole life. He has been so trustworthy to us, so honest to us, that we believe him,” Michael Craig said.
I mean, if anyone could possibly testify that Craig is a poonanny fan, it’d be the kids resulting from Craig sexing up his lady love. Right?
Well…
Larry Craig adopted Michael and his two siblings after marrying their mother, the former Suzanne Scott, in 1983.
Seriously, though. Their dad totally likes vag.
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Source:
Craig’s children believe his assertions that he isn’t gay Associated Press via Houston Chronicle
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The Senate voted to outlaw pretexting, which is the name given to looking at someone’s phone records without their permission. This New York Times article talks about how this comes in the wake of the HP spying scandal blah blah blah are we the only ones who remember that the NSA is listening to our phone calls and reading our email? I mean, we hate to beat that stupid, paranoid, liberal drum. But come on. How can anyone take this shit seriously?
