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Jew or Goy?

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

The Culture Warrior cannot believe this is a news item on CNN. Actually, we can. But we don’t like to admit it because we’re blogging it.

Kramer, Kramer, Kramer. Are you Jewish or not? In the latest contrived move to lessen the heat off racist comments, Michael Richards has declared that he is a Chosen Person.

Word is this is in response to claims that he made anti-Semitic comments at a stand up show previous to his impromptu set earlier this month when he

The worst part, the Jews don’t want Richards. Says one Jewish leader:

“There are many people who appreciate Jewish customs, who may embrace aspects of Jewish culture and practice, but that does not make them Jewish,” he said.

Sorry, Michael. Seems like you’re going to have to start hocking copies of that new Seinfeld DVD to pay for your defense team.

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Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys - They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore