So you’re trying to find just the right Christmas present for Ahmadinejad or Kim Jong-il this Christmas? Well we have the perfect gift.

Ready to go off on your shit.

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Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary. Shipped in labeled metal container as shown. Shipping Information: We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC Nuclear Regulatory Commission rules and regulations and Postal Service regulations specified in 49 CFR 173.421 for activity limits of low level radioactive materials. Item will be shipped in accordance with Postal Service activity limits specified in Publication 52. Radioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only.

Not exactly what you had in mind? Amazon has plenty of other recommendations, including plenty of anal douches, fresh whole rabbit and the complete fourth season of ‘Smallville.’

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So what? Sometimes we setup elaborate photo shoots of ourselves and our friends. The most appealing shots end up on the Internet. Some make it to brief Facebook profile fame, others fade into photo set obscurity. Well, this time things went differently. I took some pictures of a friend and look what happened.

BEFORE


Taken in December when pastel polos were safely hidden under tweed coats.

And then a few months later the front page of the Express…

AFTER
A shockingly original capture

This one makes me a little uncomfortable

Tip-off courtesy of Will Nolan, who should blog here by the way.

We’re in the podcasting space-race now, and this is our Sputnik. In this episode, Josh and Greg discuss: the new National Geographic Survey, Wifi on planes, Chris Ware’s New Yorker art, and This Week in Cheese. Plus, two fun songs.

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The United States has unveiled its newest plan to stop the international menace that is North Korea’s Kim Jong-il: take away his iPod and TV.

In a move that rivals being sent to our rooms for breaking curfew, The Associated Press reveals that the Bush administration and the United Nations want to block the sale of iPods, plasma televisions and Segway scooters to the diminutive leader’s country.

No joke. Threaten the world with nuclear arms and get your sweet swag taken away.

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