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Dept. of Huge Assholes
John Gibson is a cruel bastard

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

FOX News host, right wing radio pundit and all-around asshole John “Make More Babies” Gibson showed his cruel, cold, conservative black heart on Friday when he mocked Jon Stewart’s immediate response to 9/11 after asking if “we need another 9-11.”

You can view all of Stewart’s post 9/11 comments here. Meanwhile, Media Matters has the full transcript and audio, but here’s glimpse at Gibson’s and his lackey’s intellectual attack on Stewart:

STEWART: But you know what the view is now?

ANGRY RICH: What is it, Jon?

GIBSON: What is it, Jon?

STEWART: The Statue of Liberty.

GIBSON: Oh! That’s great. I’m — God, I’m touched.

I never knew assholes could get so big. Anyway…

More douchebaggery after the jump.
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New York: The GOP will run this town

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

It makes sense that we here at Culture Warrior, while sitting naked at the computer at three in the morning, would stumble across the GOP’s blueprints to take over Manhattan, transforming it from a bastion of liberalism into, you know. Kansas.

Such a gargantuan undertaking requires a plan of proportional magnitude, and East Village GOP has such a plan. Never give up the fight, brave souls. And remember: God is on your side.
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