Deputy Lord of Darkness Karl Rove came to speak to a small group of College Republicans last night and ran into hilarious opposition. [NBC4]

I don’t know when the White House Correspondents dinner was this year and ordinarily I wouldn’t care, but a friend just brought this little gem to my attention and my mind is blown. It’s starts off a little slow but if you stick with it, there’s a serious payoff.

I think the bit with the Blackberry was an especially nice touch. And what was that swipe at Patrick Fitzgerald he tried to take? Jesus God, it was the most disturbing view of a deranged man’s psychological landscape I’ve ever witnessed. I didn’t know that Karl Rove was such a natural born comedian. From the way he dances, it pretty much proves that he’s an android, which is something I have been saying for years. Maybe that’s why they got him to do such wildly embarassing shit. No human would ever act this way unless they were totally fucking lit and as he said, he doesn’t drink alcohol. But maybe he was still doing his spot-on Patrick Fitzgerald impression. There’s really no way to know.