Kim Jong-il’s Christmas list gets shorter
Wednesday, November 29th, 2006The United States has unveiled its newest plan to stop the international menace that is North Korea’s Kim Jong-il: take away his iPod and TV.
In a move that rivals being sent to our rooms for breaking curfew, The Associated Press reveals that the Bush administration and the United Nations want to block the sale of iPods, plasma televisions and Segway scooters to the diminutive leader’s country.
No joke. Threaten the world with nuclear arms and get your sweet swag taken away.
