So you’re trying to find just the right Christmas present for Ahmadinejad or Kim Jong-il this Christmas? Well we have the perfect gift.

Ready to go off on your shit.

Product Description
Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary. Shipped in labeled metal container as shown. Shipping Information: We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC Nuclear Regulatory Commission rules and regulations and Postal Service regulations specified in 49 CFR 173.421 for activity limits of low level radioactive materials. Item will be shipped in accordance with Postal Service activity limits specified in Publication 52. Radioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only.

Not exactly what you had in mind? Amazon has plenty of other recommendations, including plenty of anal douches, fresh whole rabbit and the complete fourth season of ‘Smallville.’

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Kris Kringle, the Democratic governor of New Jersey, was released from the hospital today just in time to make toys for all the world’s children. [Source]

Use this site before it rides sparkle dust back to the North Pole:

http://www.elfyourself.com/

P.S. Look how much fun being an elf is:

(Ok, so they look like surprisingly bored elves, which totally defies the situation they’re in. We found this innocently enough on flickr.)

Unless you’re Iraqi, 2006 turned out to be a pretty good year. The Flaming Lips put out a new album, the Whitney had a pretty solid biennial, Lonelygirl was vaguely interesting, the Republicans got run out of town, Rummy got the awe, Britney showed us her cootch and Stephen Colbert became the most important human being on earth.

In the next few days we’re going to be examining some of the best stuff to come out of old aut-six, we’ll say farewell to the middle of the decade and then we’ll preview some of the bullshit we have to look forward to in old aut-seven. It’s going to be a regular laugh-riot. See you there.