The Washington Times gleefully reports that the pack of idiots running for president all love the gays, according to the Human Rights Campaign. Right on their front page, the lesser Times wants all their readers to know that if a Democrat becomes president, they’ll make it illegal to pray and make your children take gay classes in school. The article does yield some interesting points:

* Republican candidates who used gay marriage as a wedge issue in 2006 were all defeated.

* Every Democrat in the race supports civil unions.

* John Kerry thinks it was the marriage protection amendment on Ohio’s ballot in 2004 cost him the election, and that’s sort of sweet.

Source:White House hopefuls seen more attuned to gay issues

A family law judge barred Alec Baldwin from communicating with his 11-year-old daughter today after he left the following message on her voicemail (It’s an mp3, so it’s perfect for your itunes. Graphic and audio borrowed from TMZ):

Obviously he is crazy-go-nuts abusive and treats his daughter like shit. So it makes sense that he’s on the board of People for the American Way, an organization that’s been steadily eroding our nation’s moral values for like 30 years.