Dept of Celebritrocities:
Beckham’s Package the Size of European Vans
Thursday, January 17th, 2008
Rush hour in Milan now includes penis ogling. Larger than life David Beckham sports white briefs in a new ad campaign for Armani underwear, and according to my Madrid morning papers, many are wondering whether his bulge is god-given or the fruit of Photoshop.
It’s as huge as his smirking head, too!
Or, is it?
Forget the soothing effects of breakfast in front of a Tiffany’s window, I know where I would peacefully stare while dunking my croissant into coffee.
Source:
Los calzoncillos de Beckham causan un gran revuelo en Milán 20 Minutos
