What’s in your hot dog?
After we get thrown out of a bar after last call, we usually go desperately in search of a place to take a piss and something to eat. And usually, as far as either of those go, anywhere will do. Pizza, a hot dog, a disgusting tuna sandwich from a bodega or, if we’re lucky, 711.
But maybe we ought to start thinking about that. The New York City health food safety inspectors routinely turn up pretty disgusting shit. From Eyewitness News 3:
There was a market in Queens that had 12 beefy armadillos in the front window. In Brooklyn, inspectors found 15 pounds of iguana meat. And a grocery in Manhattan had smoked rodents.
How many iguanas had to die to procure 15 lbs of meat? That sounds like a regular Iguanacost.
