Moving Up Dept:
I’ll do anything for money
If you happened to take a glance at Wonkette today, you may have noticed that it has a new writer - me! I’ve been doing roundups for them for months, but today I joined Jim and Megan writing the site every day. Will blog for cash!
Old Habits
Al Franken Stops Failing at Being Funny
Corzien to Reduce Murder, Increase Crime
White house Log Secrets Given Out Like Candy
George Bush Sr. Checks Out Skull & Bones Before Dying
You Make Some Good Points But Otherwise Shut It
Featured Song: “Starstruck” by The Kinks
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