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GOP YouTube Debate Part II
10:09 pm – Giuliani loves the American League, that’s the deal with that.
10:08 pm – Ron Paul insists that he’s a Republican.
10:07 pm – Rudy Giuliani says the line-item veto is unconstitutional.
10:06 pm – John McCain will veto everything, my friends.
10:05 pm – Rudy believes in building roads and things. Ron Paul would stop blowing bridges overseas to build bridges in this country and also get the government off our backs.
10:03 pm – Thompson doesn’t like the stars and bars either, unless its honoring those who served. In that case, fly the motherfucker.
10:01 pm – Mitt Romney takes a shockingly principled stand against the confederate flag, and then talks shit on Edwards.
10:00 pm – Huckabee is perfectly willing to touch black people.
9:58 pm – Tancredo thinks sending Hillary to Mars would be a waste of money.
9:57 pm – Huckabee will send Hillary to Mars.
9:55 pm – Mitt Romney grandstands about solving the debt without actually saying anything.
9:54 pm – Thompson says that young people need to be protected from the older generations, which we can appreciate.
9:53 pm – Huckabee loves the Log Cabin Republicans, but doesn’t care about their gay homo issues.
9:51 pm – The gay general who asked the questions gets booed!
9:49 pm – Mitt Romney thinks that gays shouldn’t be in the military in war time. Only when there’s peace. People boo, because, you know, gays are a bunch of homos.
9:48 pm – HOMO AMBUSH! Duncan Hunter thinks that gays shouldn’t serve in the military because the military hates gays.
9:41 pm – McCain’s giving us some straight talk on this vice presidency thing: the vice presidency issue is important.
9:38 pm – Rudy Giuliani is in no way running on the memory of 9/11.
9:37 pm – Ron Paul, rebel rouser. Tom Tancredo wishes he lives in a world without the Mexicans we’re fighting in Iraq.
9:35 pm – John McCain reminds Ron Paul that we never lost a battle in Vietnam. THEY WILL FOLLOW US FROM IRAQ. THEY WILL FOLLOW US HOME. Thanks for the insight.
9:34 pm – Thompson is vested in a scenario of victory. Ron Paul wants troops out, blah blah.
9:31 pm – Mitt doesn’t think its appropriate for a presidential candidate to say what is and what isn’t torture.
9:28 pm – John McCain throws down the gauntlet on waterboarding, surprisingly, to a whole lot of applause.
9:17 pm – Mittster has a hard time saying he thinks that maybe not every word of the Bible is literally true. No one else really has that problem.
9:15 pm – Anderson Cooper must press the issues, “The question governor, is what would Jesus do.” Tancredo is guided by Jesus.
9:13 pm – What would Jesus do on the death penalty? Well he would kill people obviously.
9:12 pm – Giuliani wouldnt sign an abortion ban, because, you know, states rights. He believes in all kinds of the other cazy abortion regulation shit.
9:10 pm – When you’ve made abortion illegal, will you stone women to death who get abortions peronsonally or would you create a special police force to do it?
