Live Blog!
GOP YouTube Debate!
Don’t forget about to read Part II.
9:01 pm - People boo when Giuliani said that criminals and crazy people shouldnt have guns.
8:52 pm - Mitt Romney loooooves killing babies.
8:51 pm - Tancredo is against the immigration of “items” as well as people. No more bad toys from China!
8:48 pm - Anderson Cooper asks Romney the Politico thing: did you expense shit you shouldn’t have? Giuliani says no! I had nothing to do with the handling of these records!
8:46 pm - Governor Romney, care to pander to the people of Iowa? Why yes. Subsidize the shit out of corn, please.
8:43 pm - Grover Norquist sent one in! Will you veto any attempt to raise taxes? Tancredo, yes. Romney, yes. Giuliani, yes. Thompson, yes. McCain, yes. Paul, yes. Hunter, no.
8:42 pm - Ron Paul says that McCain doesn’t know anything about anything and reminds McCain that he’s raising way more money.
8:41 pm - McCain just blamed World War II on Ron Paul.
8:39 pm - HUCKABEE WILL CUT THE IRS! VOTE FOR HUCKABEE! FAIR TAX! TAX THE POOR!
8:36 pm - GIULIANI JUST SAID GOVERNMENT WORKERS SHOULD BE ROBOTS
8:33 pm - Hey, what will you do to pay for all this crazy shit? John McCain makes a joke about paternity, CNN cuts to black person in the audience. Nicely done.
Hey, cutie pie.
8:32 pm - Ron Paul, do you believe this crazy fucking thing about One World Government? Yes, yes I do.
8:31 pm - Anderson Cooper has totally lost control of the seething hatred apparent on this stage, is demoralized.
8:30 pm - Huckabee tells Mitt to shut the fuck up, says the first thing that makes any sense.
Send them the fuck home!
8:27 pm - The only thing we are going to talk about all night is immigration. Governor Huckabee, why do you hate white people and why don’t you want them to go to college like the Mexicans you let go to college for free?
8:25 pm - Duncan Hunter built the border fence himself.
8:24 pm - NO IMMIGRANTS! WE ARE THE MASTER RACE.
8:22 pm - Tancredo is up! He loves this debate! All he’s heard is people trying hate Mexicans more than he does. “It’s a good message!”
8:21 pm - McCain ignores the fact he’s run out of time in order to say that he wont provide sanctuary to illegals, but will give them medicine. Questioner in the audience! Ambush!
8:19 pm - “Sanctuary city” is the buzzword of thenight. These guys don’t think illegal immigrants should get medical care. This is touching. John McCain likes, “hard things.”
8:17 pm - Thompson will defend the borders, unlike Mitt and Rudy who will only fight with each other. Thompson criticizes Romney for not hating Mexicans enough too, and Romney doesn’t like it! Sour sports!
8:15 pm - It’s a brawl! They’re actually fighting!
8:14 pm - Mitt has his feelings hurt! Thinks Mexicans have a funny accent!
8:13 pm - Mitt Romney thinks that illegal immigrants should die. Rudy attacks back on Romney’s record, he hired illegal immigrants! Mexican lover! Zing!!
