Dept. of Caffeine Makes Us Feel Better:
Not My Latte!
You may have noticed that your ritual frothy coffee drink is more expensive than usual. That’s because the price of coffee beans and milk are way up, which is because the world is about to collapse.
Starbucks drinks are up about 60 cents a piece. That also means all the little guys’ prices are tilting northwards, as well. You probably didn’t notice. People who buy non-fat venti sugar free no-froth cappucinos probably don’t give a jerk about 60 cents.
You ain’t really that fancy. Revert to black coffee.
Source:
I work in a fucking coffee shop, sigh.
