Breaking: Vaughniston over!

  • Holymotherfuckingshit! We beat Gawker to it. We beat Drudge to it. No siren. No nothing. ABC is reporting that AP is reporting that People is reporting that ‘s rebound relationship with has come to its tragic yet inevitable conclusion.
  • Also, left that tramp Melanie Brown, telling us not to jump to conclusions about who exactly the father is of that whore-baby she’s carrier around in that belly of hers. Eddie. You’re an contender now. You don’t need to be seen with a fucking Spice Girl.

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