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Joel Gardner, the infamous, notorious Karl Rove mooner who spent 8 hours in a DC jail on Monday has given an interview to MTV news. (We think. For some reason, it’s on the VH1 website. Guess they’re really the same, anyway. Oh, and did we mention that we broke this story?)
Here go some excerpts:
“I got a crazy call from the dean of students telling me they got a bunch of these warrants,” Gardner said. “She was really nice and said I should be careful about traveling out of state, because if I even got a moving violation I could’ve been taken in. She also told me to be careful where I sleep, which is funny because I’ve been sleeping on couches all over D.C.”
And:
“The moon is a terrific form of tomfoolery that is completely forgotten these days,” Gardner said. The act of mooning dates at least back to 1346, during the Battle of Crécy in France, when several hundred French soldiers allegedly exposed their derrieres to British archers.
“You can moon your friends and it can be totally funny, or it can be really sincere, like when you moon Karl Rove,” Gardner added. “There is little response someone can give after that.”
Well, so, that’s that. We also learned something important about journalism from this whole experience. When your friends are arrested for something funny, run their names on your blog even if they ask you not too; otherwise, you’ll end up getting scooped by fucking VH1. And you can take that to the bank.
Source:
Man Who Mooned Karl Rove Speaks: ‘It Was A Very Intimate Moment’ MTV/VH1
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