Assgate Dept:
Rove protesters spend 8 hours in jail
The Notorious District Six turned themselves in at 5 am this morning. After a 
series of bureaucratic fuck ups at MPD headquarters that caused them to be held for 8 hours, each posted $100 bond and was released.
“I hope that counts for our fine,” Joel Gardner, the imfamous Karl Rove mooner said, referring to the outcome of his plea agreement in the face of a disorderly conduct charge. “We might have to pay another $100, plus like $500 each for the lawyer.”
Because this media-savvy bunch turned themselves in on a national holiday, we can’t get ahold of their mugshots until tomorrow. Thanks, dicks.
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