Dept. of Tax-Paying Little People
Queen of Mean’s bitch to get $12 million trust
It’s not enough that Leona Helmsley already died, but now her dog gets a $12 million trust. The dog, named Trouble, is receiving the single-most amoung of money from Helmsley’s will, with her brother getting $10 million and $5 to two of her four grandchildren; the other two, presumably “little people” get zilch. In order for the two grandchildren to get their cash, they have to visit their late father’s grave at least once a year, preferably
For a New York ice queen, she was “generous” enough to leave her chauffeur $100,000. We think it’s hush money.
Featured Song: “I Wanna Be Your Dog” by The Stooges
Sources:
Helmsley will: $12M trust for dog, nothing for 2 grandkids CNN
Leona’s dog gets her paws on $12M in will New York Daily News
20070829 6:50 pm
// i wanna be your boy, be your boy, be your… BITCH.
20070830 1:48 am
ice queen, eh?
20070830 7:29 pm
That dog is worth 5 million and not a penny more. Leona Helmsley was fuckin’ crazy leaving that dog 7 million more than it’s worth.