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Karl’s Father’s Passion Doomed Us All
Ordinarily, we wouldn’t single a person out, particularly a deceased person, for loving kink gay sex. If anything, we would commend the choice to commit whole-heartedly to something because who can really completely commit themselves to anything these days?
Well, Karl Rove, for one. For 15 years, he has worked only for George W. Bush, taking an arrogant, unaccomplished frat boy and propelling him to the White House to run the most historically significant administration in modern history before resigning just the other day, hopefully to try and avoid some kind of impending prosecution.
Karl didn’t really know his father, a fact that a psychologist might point to as explanation for why he’s so fucking crazy. From what we recall from reading a Rove biography many years ago, the senior Mr. Rove left the family early on in Karl’s life, and according to an article on Boing Boing, to seek something of a higher calling:
Shannon Larratt, founder of the body modification online publication BMEzine, pointed us a few days ago to a first-person essay that a person named Yard[D]og was writing, regarding the adoptive father of Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove (shown in the image at left). Yard[D]og claims to have been a close personal friend of the now-deceased elder Rove.
About the essay’s contents, Mr. Larratt said:“Karl Rove’s father was not only gay, but a part of the early body piercing scene and a regular at 70s piercing parties… There are pictures of him on BME.
We don’t intend to deride Mr. Rove’s choice to persue his alternative lifestyle. We would like to note, however, that his choosing hardcore gay sex over his familial responsibilities ended up sticking us with the worst president ever and a disasterous outlook for the future. Thank you, elder Rove, for dooming the country that made it possible for you to wear that cock ring you loved so dearly.
A special thanks to Hawley for emailing us the link.
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Essay: I’m the proud owner of Karl Rove’s father’s solid gold cock ring Boing Boing
20070829 1:04 pm
That dude was his stepfather, not his father. The father Rove “had no relationship with” was another guy entirely. You might want to save your irrational scorn for the bio-dad, rather than a guy who came along after the kid was born.
20070829 3:09 pm
thanks for the info, nate! thankfully, we have enough irrational scorn as to not need to be all that careful about throwing it around.
20071127 12:03 am
Greg, you friend is right … but your mistake was not half as bad as a few of the other blogs and news sources that picked up on the Blong Blong article from BME. Originally the “article” was a private diary entry on a body modification site, but that bit of memory took on a life of its own … It was never meant to be anything other than a personal remembrance but turn out to be a vehicle to bash me, Louie, or gay people in general OR to draw some stupid psychology 101 comments about the father/son relationship.
In reality you’ll missed the point as well … how could a son, develop a politically strategy that had the potential to be harmful to his father? I will never understand it. It simply does not make sense!