Dept. of Real Justice
Gonzales finally resigns
Their love will go on.
It looks like the honeymoon is over for U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, according to the New York Times.
Awesomely enough, this news comes only two weeks after our pal Rove resigned, making August the best month ever. Gonzales followed Bush from Texas after serving as his personal attorney, but years of hard work paid off when John Ashcroft announced his resignation in 2004. The first Hispanic attorney general, Fredo was the token Hispanic climed the political ladder only to horribly fall from Republican grace when he seemed to be stuck in a permanent haze whenever he was asked any question actually relevant to his job.
Fare thee well, Fredo. We knew you all too well.
Featured Song: “Goodbye Stranger” by Supertramp
Sources:
“Embattled Attorney General Resigns” NY Times
“Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announces he has resigned” AP via Houston Chronicle
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“Dept. of Too Little, Too Late: Karl Rove avoids having his ass handed to him next year”
“Endgame Dept.:Scapegoat No. 2″
“That’s All She Wrote: Gonzo’s perjury problem”
“We prefer to think of it as a cock slap”
