NASA to build base on the motherfucking Moon
First Afghanistan. Then Iraq. Now, the White House has unveiled it’s plans to invade the Moon.
NASA announced through CNN that they’re planning to build a permanent moon base as a part of a Bush initiative from 2004. Says America’s Most Trusted News Network:
NASA’s plans for returning people to the moon…includes establishing a permanent outpost that would be used to prepare for a manned trip to Mars.The moon base would be at either the north or south pole of the moon, NASA Deputy Administrator Shana Dale said during a news conference Monday at the Johnson Space Center in Houston.
That’s what we’re fucking talking about. Moon base ’24, baby we’re going all the way. And here’s something crazy: they believe they can use the moon’s natural resources to sustain the place. Fucking natural resources! On the Moon! You know what these natrual resources are? What theyre going to use to make drinking water, breathable air and rocket fuel to go to Mars? Ice! It’s ice! Who knew that ice was such a valuable resource!
If only we a substance with such magical properties on this planet maybe, just maybe, we could engineer a way to power our civilization before the temperature rises and we are all wiped out.
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