Putting the “fan” in “fanatical”
Hugo Chavez: Spicoli fan

“Why do birds suddenly appear…”
According to the AP, Sean Penn took a tour of Villa del Cine, a new film studios outside of Caracas today, and exchanged words with Chavez, whom he will personally meet today. The actor, though, was welcomed on Wednesday during one of Chavez’s famously long-winded televised speeches:
“Welcome to Venezuela, Mr. Penn. What drives him is consciousness, the search for new paths. He’s one of the greatest opponents of the Iraq invasion.”
The paratrooper-turned-Venezuelan president called and congratrulated Penn, like he did Danny Glover a while back, for being “well-informed about what is happening in the United States and the world, in spite of being in Hollywood.” Now, we can’t help but notice that Chavez called Hollywood out. Is too conservative for faux-socialists now? LA can’t get love neither the wingnuts or unstable, autocratic fascists.
Maybe neo cons and Chavez have more in common than they’d like to think…outside of soiled sheets resulting from Madonna-driven wet dreams, that is.
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