Thompson’s wife looks like his grandaughter. People are creeped out more than usual by this presumptive candidate’s pedophilia marriage. The blogs have noticed, even the New York Times commented awhile ago in an article called “Will Her Face Determine His Fortune?”

That’s why I was shocked to see a recent campaign photo (right, below.) Jeri’s white frock accesorized with a few extra pounds proves someone has convinced Jeri to ditch the virgin-whore look for a more swallowable expensive trophy wife image.

In “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” the author comments that a sweaty male companion’s arm around Holly Golightly’s waist looks wrong, not morally, but aesthetically. True, both Thompsons are guilty of visual crimes, but someone with more taste than the duo combined seems to be decreasing the damages. We thank whoever that is, but beg them to never allow the wearing of political party themed jewelry. Note Jeri’s dangling elephant pendant.

Featured Song: “Elephant Woman” by Blonde Redhead

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