Endgame Dept.
Scapegoat No. 2
“After this is over, Daddy’s going to put these senators into a naked pile.”
Today’s wasn’t Gonzo’s best day on the job. Not only did the AP get ahold of some documents that pretty much refute big chunks of his sworn testimony in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, the director of the FBI just gave conflicting testimony this afternoon. And then a bunch of pesky libtard senators called for an perjury investigation! Who do they think they are?
The thing about lying under oath is that it generally only tends to work when there’s no way to prove that you’re lying. In this case, it took less than 24 hours and exactly zero investigation.
Featured Song: “I Don’t Believe You” by The Magnetic Fields
