DC shopping mall to be developed into shopping mall

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O, Anthony! If could only be our mayor forever! This man has an eye for ‘redevelopment’ like no other human being on earth. We can picture him, bow-tie clad and turtle-like, walking down the street with an assistant trailing close behind. They see an old building, and Anthony’s heart starts to race and his imagination runs wild. O, the possibilities the power of eminent domain provide! Evict them all, Anthony! Let’s have a new _______! Debt is of no consequence!

And with only a month or so let in office, Mayor Williams is not stopping to catch his breath. NBC4 reports that the Mayor has just sealed the deal to turn a Southwest shopping mall into, “office, residential and retail space,” a regular “Town Center!” Or, another way to put it could be, a brand new Shopping Mall! And since no one lives over there, they’re going to throw in some condos so the stores have a captive market! America!
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