You know, there is more to the canine world than some football player’s dogfights, people. In what seems to be a submininal attempt to cash in on America’s fondness for dogs, the press has given us canine-centric stories that remind us of why we love our four-legged compatriots don’t subject them to unspeakable acts of dog-on-dog cruelty.

• That yipping dog of yours will take a rattlesnake bite meant for grandkid while you’re still applying Fixodent in the morning. [AP via Yahoo! News]
• You can sleep soundly know that the $750 that you misplaced are safely located in your pet’s intestines. You’ll only get $400 back covered in vomit and crap, but it’s better than the fees at some banks. [AP via Yahoo! News]
• If your dog is ever lost, chances are it will find its own way back to where it first was: a wooden car on a stage hoisted 20 ft in the air. [BBC News]

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