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Tony Blair got to Israel today in order to stop the violence and bring peace to a troubled region, erasing the memory of the hiccup that is Iraq in the minds of all who might remember him in the future. The AP also has this to say about Tony’s little visit:
Blair arrives at a promising time. The Palestinian uprising has fizzled and Israel says it’s ready to work with the new Palestinian leadership after seven years of stalemate.
If by ‘fizzled’ they mean ‘control Gaza’ and if by ‘New Palestinian leadership’ they mean ‘the same bunch of douchebags they’ve avoided working with for decades’ that would make more sense but we’d still have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about.
Source: Blair on first trip as Mid East envoy
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