Throw Away the Key
What the fuck is wrong with Los Angeles?
Hard labor is not exactly part of Paris’ daily regimen
I’m sure they won’t be but I hope these are the last words I ever write about Paris Hilton. When I was submitting this site to be listed on the DC Blogs live feed, it specifically said not to submit your blog if you write about her and for good reason: she doesn’t matter and the fact that any of us care about her at all reflects something sort of sad about the collective pop culture psyche. Nonetheless, I have to post at least just one more time because I just came across an article that begs the question, “what the fuck is wrong with Los Angeles?”
Obviously, I had no problem with Hilton getting her 45 day sentence. I was surprised in fact, figuring she’d find a way to get out of it and not actually serve any jail time. Just like everyone else, we here at CW thought it was totally fucking retarded when they let her out and felt vindicated when they put her back in. She’s being held in the special celebrity wing of the prison and even though there are these endless reports of how miserable she is, it’s pretty much the equivalent of being locked inside a room at Best Western.
So now I come across this article in the LA Times. Apparently journalists took the time to see if Paris was getting a fair deal or not, and they determined that the 23 days she is going to serve is “much longer” than what most people serve in her situation and that she is being treated unfairly. What exactly is going on over there? By what standard is she being treated unfairly? Because she has to piss where the guards can see her? She’s in a separate fucking wing of the jail, she doesn’t have a cell mate and she meets with her shrink for two hours every single day. What is wrong with these people? She was on parole, she violated it and now she’s going to spend 3 weeks in a jail cell. That doesn’t seem all that unreasonable to me.
