Ann Coulter isn’t that funny or offensive, just forumlaic and perplexing

Ann “Dino-Cunt” Coulter, who manages to spew unparalleled hate even when her mouth is stuffed full of George Bush’s cock, said this today of her fag-bashing comment about John Edwards:

C’mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean.

Here is out major problem with Ann Coulter: She says stupid shit that is offensive without being funny or making any sense. See, liberals say hateful things about George W. Bush because he’s an idiot who never had to work for anything and also has no intellectual curiosity and also a religious fundamentalist who has driven our country into the ground and ignited unparalleled chaos in the world. That’s why liberals say what they say about Bush, and generally manage to say things that are a.) funny or b.) grounded in reality or c.) both.

Calling John Edwards a faggot is not funny OR grounded in reality. John Edwards is not a homosexual, and there is nothing inherently bad about being a homosexual, and so what Coulter said about Edwards makes absolutely no sense. She incorrectly used a rather contentious epithet.

Anyway, nobody’s really got her back. Today, McCain, Guiliani and Romney all expressed outrage and disgust over what she said, the funniest of those being Romney because out of all of them he’s the most likely to actually be disgusted by comments like these, but the least likely to voice those feelings without political cover since he’s such a calculating fraud of a shell of a human being, which of course makes him our pick for ’08. And we’re good company! Ann “Godzilla Cunt” Coulter also said today that Romney is her man, too! When it comes to frauds, it takes one to know one!

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