Smoking Gun: Obama bin Laden
It is all too clear the junior senator for Illinois, a candidate for president, is a “stealth moslem,” as we saw him described on some nutty myspace profile last week (we can’t find it now because there’s no way to search myspace which is fucking ridiculous). We are outraged by the United States trademark office (or whatever) for rejecting some honest American’s attempt to capitalize on Obama’s rather unfortunate name. Says The Smoking Gun:
FEBRUARY 13–Government officials have rejected a Florida man’s bid to trademark the term “Obama bin Laden,” ruling that the conflation of the names of a U.S. Senator and the world’s leading terrorist was “scandalous” and wrongly suggested a connection between the politician and the mass murderer.
We were under the impression that ‘officials’ such as these had been purged from the bureaucracy at this point, thanks to the President’s historic effort to politicize everymotherfuckingthing. But I guess there is still a place where sanity can prevail. Bummer.
