Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney will announce his candidacy for president next week in Michigan, and we couldn’t be happier about it. Even though his official announcement isn’t until the “unity event” his campaign has planned in Michigan next week according to the Washington Post, we can hardly contain our excitement! The blogging must start immediately, with not a second to loose.

Why the excitement and lewd graphic? Because of all the abortion-bashing homo haters running for president, he is obviously the one who’s into that shit the most since, you know, he’s totally faking it. Anyway, at next week’s event, Romney is expected to give a speech, mingle with potential donors and then sodomize a skewered pig in a demonstration of just how much he hates gay marriage.

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