Some of our readers, like our writers, are about to enter the world of post-college adulthood. While there is much to look forward to (marriage, divorce, health care, retirement, children, etc.) some of them might fall between the cracks into the boxed grey and beige hell known as the cubicle.

But fear not for the hours of wasting way in front of the fire-walled computer monitor after scalding your tongue on the worst drip coffee the Earth has ever witnessed. Open that drawer with the pens, rubber bands and paper clips and build your own office gun.

Thanks to the kind folks at OfficeGuns (via HandsUpHouston forum), not only can you waste hours way at building these weapons of office supply destruction, like the Super Maul (pictured), but you can also maim and injure your fellow workers.

Don’t forget to check out the Penetration Tests while you shop around.

Posted on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 at 2:48 pm in Violence. Follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Leave a response, or trackback from your own site.