Stonehenge wasn’t built by Aliens, it was built by PARTY ANIMALS!
Archaeologists [you know, that career that all us anthropology students start out thinking we want to pursue until we actually learn about it?] in England have discovered some early settlements by the very builders of the mysterious monument.
Professor Parker Pearson of Sheffield University has theorized that the housing complexes found were actually a massive party zone on account of the numerous animal bones covering the floors [sounds like my basement!!].
“The animal bones are being thrown away half-eaten. It’s what we call a feasting assemblage. This is where they went to party – you could say it was the first free festival.”
So, the people behind Stonehenge were huge partiers!! You know what this means, right guys? That you can have an epic work ethic and build monuments WHILE you party your ass off! YEAH!!
