Could there be any more Nuge-related controversy in a single month?

It appears so. Besides performing at Jeb Bush’s inauguration in early January, Ted Nugent could be proliferating gayness, says Love God’s Way minister Donnie Davies (via CMJ.com).

We direct your heathen eyes to Davis’ C.H.O.P.S. program. Or rather, Changing Homosexuals into Ordinary People. The extra “S” seems to only exist through God’s providence and has no apparent meaning. Says Davies:

You are not alone and guess what, God Loves You even if he hates your Homosexuality. You just can’t stay that way. Let me help you love yourself. Follow me and together we’ll C.H.O.P.S away the Gay.

Note, we think the acronym makes more sense if he just took away the “S.” But God’s will be done, we guess.

Anyway, Minister Davies has compiled a not-so easy to read, un-alphabetical list of musicians we, as God-fearing men and women, should stay the Hell away from.

Do The Strokes do God’s bidding? Does listening to Deerhoof ensure you a place in Beelzebub’s realm? Read more after the jump.

So what exactly does the Devil listen to?

• The Spores (endorse suicide)
• Scissor Sisters
• Rufus Wainwright
• Merzbau
• Ravi Shankar
• Wilco
• Bjork
• Tech N9ne
• Ghostface Killah
• Bobby Conn
• Morton Subotnik
• Cole Porter
• The String Cheese Incident
• Eagles of Death Metal
• Polyphonic Spree
• The Faint
• Interpol
• Tegan and Sara
• Erasure
• Le Tigre
• The Gossip
• The Magnetic Fields
• The Doors
• Phish
• Queen
• The Strokes
• Sufjan Stevens
• Morrissey(?questionable?)
• The Pet Shop Boys
• Metallica
• Judas Priest
• The Village People
• The Secret Handshake
• The Rolling Stones
• David Bowie
• Frankie Goes to Hollywood
• Man or Astroman
• Richard Cheese
• Jay-Z
• Depeche Mode
• Kansas
• Ani DiFranco
• Fischerspooner
• John Mayer
• Angel Eyes
• The Indigo Girls
• Velvet Underground
• Madonna
• Elton John
• Barry Manilow
• Indigo Girls
• Melissa Etheridge
• Eminmen
• Nirvana
• Boy George*
• The Killers
• Lou Reed
• Lil’ Wayne
• Motorhead
• Jill Sobule
• Wilson Phillips
• DMX
• Lisa Loeb
• Ted Nugent (loincloth)
• Dogstar
• Thirty Seconds to Mars
• Lil’ Kim
• kd lang
• Frank Sinatra
• Hinder
• Nickleback
• Justus Kohncke
• Bob Mould
• Clay Aiken
• Arcade Fire
• Bright Eyes
• Corinne Bailey Rae
• Audioslave
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Panic at the Disco
• Elton John(really gay)

Note the “questionable” comment after Morrissey. The Moz deserves much more than that, Mr. Davies.

Why do you have to point a finger at Keanu Reeves’ Dogstar? Didn’t you like the messianic references in “The Matrix”? Also, while most people would agree to the obvious gayness found in Scissor Sisters and Elton John, as well as the subtle gayness related to Nickleback, Clay Aiken and Panic! At The Disco, you probably should have left Jay-Z and DMX alone. For your own sake, really.

And hey, I thought Christians liked Sufjan? But apparently not. What should you be listening to?

Dresden Dolls

UnderOath

Cyndi Lauper

Falling Up

Flyleaf

THE TURNING

Disciple

P.O.D

Evanescence

By The Tree

Scott Reed

Michael W. Smith

Jars of Clay

DC Talk

Danielson

Cyndi Lauper? Pay attention, everyone: new rules to Christianity. Homosexually-themed music and performance is out; odes to female masturbation are in.

Featured Song: “She Bop” - Cyndi Lauper

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