9:57pm – drunk. not the president, but me. taking a break.

9:49pm – President informs us that if we don’t send 20,000 more troops to Iraq, we’re all going to die, the world is going to end.

9:38pm – Take 1 shot for mention of Osama bin Laden

9:32pm – You all should have taken a shot at Bush’s mention of Global Climate Change.

9:31pm – Bush unveils plan for Flintstones-esque car which will reduce use of gasoline 20% in ten years.

9:28pm – One thing we can all get behind: keeping brown people out of the country.

9:27pm – Cheney farted.

9:19pm – Hillary Clinton is completely unconvinced, and also made of wax.

9:15pm – Charlie Rangell is too old to clap.

9:14pm – Bush has spent two whole minutes now licking the asses of various Democrats.

9:12pm – We’re pretty sure that Bush’s suit is Betsy Johnson.

9:11pm – “We are told that the president is going to have some remarks.”

9:09pm – President Chim Chim arrives, we hope that someone pats him on the back hard enough to knock his eyeballs out.

9:07pm – We can’t help but note that the people on the screen are not George Stephahoweveritsspelled

9:02pm – We all agree that the dresses the Supreme Court justices are wearing are probably Betsy Johnson.

9:01pm – What, do they think time just grows on trees? Laura bush comes in wearing a Liza Manelli skin suit.

8:59pm – We thought Cheney was taking roll, but it turns out its the escort committee… now we know that Dick Cheney must be the one who can read.

8:58pm – Who the fuck is this woman on the screen?

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