• The New York Times is already lost in fantasy about who will replace Hillary in the Senate when her office moves down Pennsylvania Ave. a few blocks. [NYT]
• Not everybody is stoked about High Def. Porn who make porn and the people who watch it, for example. Damn, that shit is stank. [NYT]
• Did you know that Barrack Obama is an Islamofacist terrorist? The Washington Times offers a glimmer of the slime to come. [WaPo]
• Not to worry: Proposed California spanking ban would only effect parents of children. [NYT]
• Paris gets 3 years probation for DUI. That’s totally, like, a really long time to have to drive without being all fucked up. [The Superficial]
• Prisoners outlive people who are not prisoners. Another reason to close GitMo. [ABC]
• Thieves caught after their stolen GPS devices lead police to their home. Duh. [ABC]
• India has a space program. [AJE]
• Tom DeLay pleads for honest and open debate in Washington. Hey Tom, here’s an idea for your blog: shut the fuck up. [TDB]

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