WTF: Fight for your right to….. wear armor.
This article is about some high school senior who [backed by the ACLU] is suing his high school for not allowing him to wear armor in his senior portrait. Yeah, armor, like, chain mail. Metal. SWORDS. THE WHOLE SHEBANG. Umm, CNN, is this to commemorate MLK Jr’s Day o’ Birth? It’s not working very well. This article is titled “Teen fights for yearbook photo featuring armor, sword”, but we think it would be way more apt to replace the word “Teen” with “Mega-Nerdasaurus-Rex-who-probably-reads-Tolkien-inspired-manga-and-writes-King-Arthur-fanfic”.
I mean, SERIOUSLY. WHAT A SQUARE. This reminds me of this kid I used to bum rides from in high school who was a compulsive liar and did Revolutionary War reenactments and went to Weezer shows with me. Last I heard, he was an extra in a Czech porn movie.
Patrick Agin, I have some words for you. Go ahead and continue with your jousting tournaments, but don’t utterly humiliate yourself by continuing this fight. You’re going to get shoved into a locker. And no, for the last time, I am NOT going to prom with you.
